Wowcrendor

Anonymous asked: What would you do with one million ping pong balls?

play ping pong

Anonymous asked: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM

Babies come from the cold continent of Antarctica. Penguins in Igloo factories work on the assembly lines, putting together baby parts that are hand crafted by the ice elves. Ice elves go out every morning in search of the finest ice blocks, shaping them into smooth look-alike human sculptures. 

You might be saying, “We’re not made of ice!” which is true, but this is only the first step. After the high-quality ice parts have been pieced together by the penguins, they are shipped off to the Great Wizard of Snow who lives near Santa. He casts spells onto the frozen human-like ice bodies, transforming them from ice to stone.

Once the bodies are stone, he teleports them to the Sand Wizard, who lives in the middle of the Sahara Desert. The Sand Wizard uses his sand power to sand down the stone until it is extremely smooth. Only then can he cast his spell of transforming stone to skin. If he does not have a smooth enough stone body, there will be mutations and problems (so blame the Sand Wizard for all body problems you may have from birth).

Once completed, vikings with boar sleds, similar to dog sleds, come along and transport the almost complete babies to Iceland. In Iceland, the souls of gingers are stolen and placed into all the almost alive babies, bringing them closer to life - but still needing organs. Once ginger babies reach the age of 2, their souls are removed again for the recycling process.

Once completed, the Easter Bunny brings all the eggs he has harvested from around the world to Iceland where he somehow, through magic or the black market, produces human organs inside the eggs. The Vikings take these organs and carefully place them in each person through the mummification process they’ve always had. The Egyptians stole the Vikings organ knowledge/techniques, but that’s an entirely different story.

Once the organs are good to go, the storks fly in and carry the babies to their destination. 

And that’s it.

TUMBLR, I NEED MORE GIFS OF MYSELF, GOGOGOGO

Anonymous asked: Ok, this question may sound offensive. What are you going to do to continue the longevity of your channel? Recently (last months, maybe more) your videos have become less frequent and in my opinion worse. There are less wow machinmas and more filler content. I think it started to happen when you quit playing wow like you use to. Your channels hasn't really moved on from wow like jessecox or totalbiscuit. You seem to have just stuck with wow. I just don't want to see you become irrelevant.

It’s not offensive, it’s just your opinion. Video production has been far more frequent than in the past, but machinima frequency has gone down (since I take it that’s what you’re referring to).

The longevity of my channel is fine, since this past month was one of my most total-viewed months ever. I think one thing people need to realize is that I used to upload about 3 machinimas a month, and now I do 1-2, which isn’t all that different. I used to not make content in-between, and that’s the difference. As for WoW, I still play casually, and have played casually since right after Wrath ended. I’m going to make videos I’m inspired to make, when the time is right, rather than rush out machinimas I’m not inspired or passionate about. Sometimes that’s a lot at once (like when I thought up the Vanilla/BC/Wrath/etc. in a minute series) or more spaced out if I haven’t found anything.

I will keep producing WoW stuff as long as I’m having fun doing it, and the same goes for any other game. I have branched out from WoW, but unlike Jesse or TB, I don’t want to give up on WoW because I still like it. 

octocatt asked: Crendor, are you a crab?

I am a turtle

Anonymous asked: Hey Crendor. As a person whom is just getting into making his own wow machinima's, I was looking for some of your great knowledge on this subject. Should machinimas be made with actual in-game footage, or with characters/mobs editted in by some editing software.

It’s really just personal preference. I only did in-game because I thought it gave the video a better feel + I’m bad at model viewer. I still use model viewer when I need to, but I don’t really like using it. 

froke asked: As the TGS Bloodbowl League starts soon, a question came to my mind: Do you think you're an competive person? What do you think about competition in games such as LolL and WoW. And are you actively playing ranked etc?

I’m a very competitive person. I played sports throughout my childhood, and then video games only added to it. I mainly love the adrenaline rush you get from all the anticipation of the game, and then finally playing it with all the body chemicals pumping. That’s one the reasons I’ve played LoL for 2.5 years now; and also the reason I can only play that game with so few people, lol. One of the reasons I can’t play that game with fans is I would have to hold myself back from raging, because in those games, I can rage pretty easily.

As for Blood Bowl, I’ve always loved sports management games. I used to play all the sports games (basketball, football, baseball) and  not even play games in them, only the franchise modes. I just managed teams and simulated games/seasons and that gave me the most fun. some people find that boring or tedious, but I’ve always loved the management aspect. One of the reasons I enjoy Blood Bowl is it combines my love of that with my love of fantasy games. 

A lot of people think my team in BB is a one-trick pony with Lil Skittles, but I know that they think that; That only adds to my strategic arsenal. Now people will focus on him, and it makes them take stupid risks or focus only on guarding him, opening up opportunities for the rest of my team. STRATEGY

Anonymous asked: you. are you?

Let us discuss.

You may be asking one of two things. One is, “You. Are you?” referring to ‘are you going to do something?’ but since there is no prior knowledge of what I am going to do, we can assume that is not what is being asked. It is possible you are asking if I am going to make videos, since that is likely how you’ve found me, in which yes, yes I am.

The second possibility is, “Me. Am I me?” which would be asking if I am myself. This is an interesting question. In order to be me, I would have to first be an actual template. If I was not fulfilling that specific template, I would not be ‘being me’. If I am always me, however, than how can I not be me? Me would constantly be changing, so it would always be possible to be me. That raises the question if anyone else could be me, which could be possible, but would be extremely unlikely. If it also took into fact physical appearance in addition to personality, then it’s practically impossible, but probably still possible by some crazy statistic.

So am I me? I believe I am, but who’s to say that I’m even real? What if right now I’m dreaming, or we’re all dreaming, and when we die is when we actually wake up? What if this dream to us is so normal that we’ve created a reality in the dream because of how normal and re-occurring it all is? Does that mean that when we sleep we are having dreams within dreams? Are we living in inception?

Welcome to my brain.

Anonymous asked: Crendor you have to win this league and the only way to do so is to protect your skinks they're the most important part of your team and I can guarantee TB is going to try and mash them into paste! Try and position them in a way that your opponent has to go through one ( or six ) of your big guys first! Without your skinks your chances of picking up the ball are slim!

Indeed, and I know this. Luckily I don’t play him till week 5, so plenty of time for my skinks to grow, as well as for my Saurus to get block, and Lizard Ditka to grow in his Lizard Ditka polish sausage powers. Brace yourselves, TGS Blood Bowl is coming.

Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE

I DON’T EVEN KNOW. SOMETIMES I ASK MYSELF THAT WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, OR IN THE AFTERNOON, OR BEFORE I EAT DINNER, OR WHEN I GO TO BED. 

But in all seriousness, it’s just the high immunity.